road rant

Don’t you just hate it when a car pulls out in front of you–all sudden like–and then you glance in your rear view mirror and see no cars back there for, like, a mile???
I do, and it doesn’t matter what kind of car you are driving, what speed you are going, what time of day or night it is…they just pull out in front of ya’ and make you slam on your brakes…when they could’ve just waited, like, two more seconds and pulled in safely behind you.

Jeff blames it and occurrences like these on “the aliens”. His theory is that they either come down to earth and wreak havoc on traffic, or they send out some type of “rays” that render people stupid. Either way, he takes comfort in blaming aliens. Which is more fun then blaming stupid people.

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